Metro NY Foodservice Equipment Musings



Monday, November 16, 2015

 

Meghan the Vegan

 

Meghan the Vegan
by Joe Ferri

I must have my meal

But cannot eat veal

I cannot eat eel

A banana I’d peel!

I cannot eat lamb

I cannot eat ham

Who will advise me

What’s in that canned spam?

I can’t have scungilli

But might have fusilli

As long as the sauce

Resists meat at all costs

I’d love some blueberries

Or even ripe cherries

I’ll leave the lobsters

To gangstas and mobsters

I cannot eat custard

Tho’ slathered with mustard

For me, there’s no quails

No entrails, no snails

Although it seems quirky,

No turkey, no jerky

No scrambled eggs

Nor fried chicken legs

I cannot eat clams

But love the grape jams

Who’s gonna tell me

What’s in that canned spam?

With all that’s at “steakâ€

Just let me eat cake
 

  • Effective, Monday, January 4, 2016, Blodgett Matrices and MAP policies will be updated.  New price lists will be in effect for  Blodgett and Market Forge on Aril 1st 2016.
     


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