We’re b-aaa-cccc-kkk!

The Culinary Center has reopened with an emphasis on safety.  You can now make an appointment to visit the safest place in the tri-state area to test equipment and supplies.

Al Fresco, curbside, pick-up lockers, touchless, grocery & meal kit – see all of the latest solutions for safely re-opening, re-starting, and re-invigorating foodservice.

Extra precautions have been established to keep our staff and customers safe and comfortable.  We are open for business!
VISITORS WELCOME BY APPOINTMENT


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Pithy Aphorisms for those still in quarantine or otherwise bored

 It’s not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame. 

You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on. 

We have enough “youth”.
How about a fountain of “smart”? 

The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson. 

A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party 

When blondes have more fun, do they know it? 

Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it’s an amusement park. 

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS’ MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL 

Money isn’t everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch. 

Don’t Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something. 

If at first you don’t succeed
skydiving is not for you 

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. 

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse. 

Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. 

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name. 

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs. 

Alabama state motto:
At least we’re not Mississippi 

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. 

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population  

 The reason Politicians try so
hard to get re-elected is that they
would ‘hate’ to have to make a living
under the laws they’ve passed.